Description
- Penis-shaped dried pasta to add some ‘sauce’ to your cooking
- Definite growers – don’t be fooled by their dry size!
- Made from durum wheat
- Not suitable for those with wheat allergies
100% durum wheat pasta shaped like silly willies. They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Definite growers, not showers!
Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.
Please Note: This product contains wheat.
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Fantasia F. –
I had a few of my girlfriends stay round for a movie night the over week and one of the girls bought a couple of boxes of this and suggested that we had this for dinner. After one to many bottles of wine I can honestly say we were giggling like school girls all over again. The highlight had to be when my (usually mature) friend piped up with ‘swells like the real thing, looks like the real thing but tastes better than any other cock ive ever had in my mouth’ needless to say this sent us into more hysterical laughter. ps: would recommend eating this with a white based cheese sauce, so much more authentic 😉 Great for a girls night in and would most defiantly buy again
Gorgeousglam –
I bought this for my friends 21st birthday and I’m very glad I did. Whilst it’s a cheap, fun gift it does not look tacky in the slightest and if anything, the classy look just adds to the laughs! She said the pasta is lovely too, and doesn’t taste awful either.
K1305 –
I came across this product when I was looking for a surprise to cheer my boyfriend up. Needless to say when he opened a mystery package and saw this it put a smile of his face and gave us both a chuckle. The pasta even tastes great and added to the laughs when you’re eating it. I would definitely recommend this product to give as a silly gift.
Gothic T. –
I bought this as a house-warming gift to self, along with some other stuff that had caught my eye. The order arrived with Lovehoney’s and Royal Mail’s usual swiftness and efficiency. In the form in which I received it, the main part of the packaging is a blue box of thin card, the front of which carries a cartoon drawing of a semi-anthropomorphised penis wearing a chef’s hat, along with a cutout through which can be seen the pasta itself, in all its phallically edible glory. It’s in a plastic bag inside the box, so no need to worry about spills! The back of the box bears a recipe, repeated in multiple languages, for ‘penis pasta with big balls’ (meatballs, that is!). The box contains roughly 200g pasta, which is enough to make two main-course portions or three starter-sized portions (fun fact, pasta usually serves as the starter rather than the main in Italy). *puts chef’s hat on* Right, now for the technical stuff! Aesthetics aside, this is yer basic durum wheat pasta. The shape contains a lot of holes and gaps, which in durum wheat pasta typically indicates a pasta shape that is good to use with more liquid sauces, especially tomato-based ones. This pasta can certainly be used for that purpose, but given the specific shape of the product, the aesthetic effect could potentially be somewhat alarming. I would therefore recommend using this pasta with a cheese sauce, or with a lemon-based sauce from somewhere like the Amalfi coast – these are likely to fit with the theme of the shape, certainly in visual terms! When I gave this pasta the cook-test, I used a tuna-and-tomato sauce for two reasons: 1) I wanted to test my own hypothesis about the aesthetics. 2) It was what I had in stock. I can definitely say that this penis pasta works very well simply as pasta! It certainly tasted good, and one box made two generous meals. The ‘increases in size when cooked’ advisory is definitely accurate! In sum, I can say that this is an excellent pasta for general use (if your sense of humour so indicates) or for a cheeky gift for someone who’ll appreciate it. Butta la pasta! (tr. = ‘throw in the pasta’)
Average G. –
Only got this as it was part of the 3 for £10 offer at one point. As you’d expect, inside the box is just a bag of little penis shaped pasta. Cooks easily, just like any other pasta, can be done with anything really… Me and my partner like to just mix it in with normal pasta when guests come over (only specific ones, lol) and wait to see the look on their face when they realise there’s lots of little penises in their pasta. Would recommend to anyone as it’s lots of fun to see peoples reactions…
Nickimarie –
Brought these for a night in with the girls, they were in the 3 for £10 offer so thought we would give them a try. It was a big hit and all the girls loved it! They taste like normal pasta and soo easy to cook. Would defiantly buy them again.
Maria P. –
Bought as a gift for my friend for the laughs, he ended up enjoying them more than I thought. They were tasty and did not take a long time to cook. However, once cooked they turned flabby and soggy and you had to use all your imagination to tell they are supposed to be penises.
Missfun –
I bought this along with the cola boob jelly sweets as a present for someone. It was cheap and a very good price. Its a very fun and humorous gift to give someone, the pasta itself tasted good as well and the person was happy with the gift. Easy way to make a boring gift more exciting and different. Discreet packaging and quick delivery as usual.
Little K. –
I brought this at Christmas for my sister as we’ve always had an on going joke with penis pasta since Miranda. Needless to say this made her chuckle when she received it which is exactly what I wanted. Tastes like normal pasta you’re just paying a little extra for the novelty. I think it’s a great price to make somebody laugh. Highly recommend!
Thatgirlandthisguy –
This is a great, inexpensive gift for a girl friend. Just to add a bit of fun to her birthday presents. Made her laugh and who doesn’t want to eat penis pasta? Makes dinner more interesting too! Overall, a bit of fun for a good price and would recommend.
Lovinthetoys –
I ordered this as a joke gift for a friend, but never got round to giving it to them.Then one day, we were short of pasta, so i used this to make a pasta bake for the wife. She was unaware of the penis shaped goodness lurking below the cheesy top layer. To her surprise, when digging in she got a shock, and then laughter ensued. As for the product itself, its just like any other pasta, Taste, and quality is similar to any good supermarket pasta. No funny tastes. Cook times are comparable also, so good for baked dishes. Very nice and enjoyable!
Pocket J. –
Brought as a gag gift for my fella made mac and cheese tasted great and gave him the giggles and caused him to make lots of awful jokes. But that’s not the pasta fault. One box is plenty for two could definitely stretch to three portion and catches sauce well great light hearted gift
Owl D. –
Penis Pasta. It will always be funny.Have given this as joke gifts many times, and have received as a gift before and has always been funny (to them and me).It tastes the same as shop bought pasta, so nothing bad there! Basically, it does what it says on the tin! Just an enjoyable, silly gift that you can enjoy making inappropriate comments about whilst eating carbonara.
Sundae C. –
They were very delicious, incredibly creative, and super hilarious. They kept their shape well after boiling and go well with spaghetti sauce. My friends and I enjoyed them very much and had a good laugh. I received them as a gift and will be buying again in the very near future.
Kat –
Gave this to a friend and got some good laughs